joser6969
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pune, India
Send help!
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
jackjona
Sioux Falls, United States
Today, I closed the store on my own for the first time. As I was locking the front door, the key broke. Now half the key is stuck and the door is still unlocked. I have to stay until we open in the morning and I'm not getting paid for it. FML
Ugh
Washington, United States
Locked in
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML
TheComputerGuy96
Italy
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
ohhhemmgee
Reno, United States
Confused
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Anonymous
Royersford, United States
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
ItWasHotAsBalls
Today, my mom was out of the house, so I decided to make her a gift. I went into the garage for supplies and somehow ended up locking myself in for the next 2 hours. Not only that, but I cut my hand with the rusty paperclip I used to try to pick the lock. FML
artmfanforever
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
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thrAsHeRr9081 16
Oh, the irony.
kleider1 9
Call a locksmith? FYL
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Comments (183)
Bekavera 4
Remind me NOT to hire you....lol...jk
Haley0709 0
Haha, that's funny.
samanthayap 2
That's cute? (:
starrnao 15
Irony at it's finest hour
Blacksabbath211 9
Irony sucks, don't it Dx But if you don't have your tools, there isn't much you can do...
HEYpumpkin83 0
hehe
HomeAl0ne 20
It's Halloween, mug some kid in a skeleton costume and take his keys.
HunterAlpha1 8
everyone has a bad day from time to time, don't feel bad. hey OP, i'v thinking of going into locksmithing, can you PM me with info of where to start?
HunterAlpha1 8
and no, i'm not joking. i've always been good manipulating small objects, but when i googled locksmithing schools the ones i looked at seemed to be scams. if you could maybe give me some hints or even the name of a reputable school that would be greatly appreciated :-)
DaveMatthewsBand 4
*smack* should've had a V8
kayaker83 4
You should consider a hide a key lol