Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my sister promised to wake me up at 8 for my 9:30 class. She woke me at noon, and only because I was snoring. FML
Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML
Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML
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fLYinGgoOsE360 3
Bring in an overweight 40 year old man with a cold and then she'll leave.
PaulB123 11
Go sleep in her room then...
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Comments (101)
yoursistersmom 0
I am the little sister -_-
hopey123 0
That's exactly how my sister is!
meekee 0
Probably scared herself with her own snoring
musicluvr2000 11
Lol how to you know?
nabila21 0
She could scare monsters herself! But its nice you care :)
karmicsamadi86 9
Poor thing is probably exhausted!
Guy247bp2 1
E: All of the Above
crazyblackchick 0
And then, to her horror, OP realized that the snoring was not coming from her sister, but rather the creepy hobo from down the street that had cleverly disquised himself as her sister to be able to finally sleep with his one true love.
Xotoolyxo 16
put ur headphones in.
MrLoux 6
Record it. Use it for leverage!