thesmartone
United States
Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
Micmicmic
Brussels, Belgium
Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
GirlOnTheFly
Uniontown, United States
Today, I was finally able to drive my brother's nice car instead of my clunker, because he left for college. First thing I do? Back into the neighbors' mailbox while exiting the driveway. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Anonymous
Baby you can drive my car
Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML
Anonymous
It's mine now
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
carlyalexia
The road to hell…
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Punk'd
Overreaction club
Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML
jeremiah
Australia
Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML
GrandTheftArson
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Waterloo, Canada
Pros and cons
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
Top comments
sexaaydino 14
Well at least now you know to not let him borrow your car. And if he has his own car keys why doesn't he use his own car...?
wallandpiece 16
No. When he got in the car, he instantly became stupid.
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Comments (97)
Il_Maestro 6
You should have also let him borrow the keys to your car.
False_Stupidity 42
I'm sure the OP gave his brother the correct keys as well but his imbecile brother tried to use the wrong keys.. I've done this myself except I quickly realised it was the wrong key and didn't try to jam them in.
EpicSquishii 21
Be happy you got the good genes and hope he never reproduces
stfu_bam 5
& this is why you don't let others borrow your car. Just tell them they can take the bus, subway, metro, taxi or if it's not too far they can walk or bike it.
igive 29
where i live, the only way you get around is by your own car. maybe op is in a similar situation.
stfu_bam 5
Sucks to be you then but I'm still standing by on what I said.
abouttosleep 5
They say "your car is like your wife", you can't just simply make your brother 'borrow' it. Especially that he used his 'keys' inside your car!!! Ohhhhh that bitch!
yahoowizard 16
What.
abouttosleep 5
Kids, that's why you don't take math as your major. You either learn math to use it in engineering or you don't learn it at all.
abouttosleep 5
Aha that's what I'm saying. What I meant is people better not go to college only as math majors. That's all.
cathyfang1533 12
You could say that his keys are jammed in the wrong hole...
BountyBass 13
They are...
DogsPaw 16
That his keys are jammed in the wrong hole... Did I win a cookie? I want a cookie!
BabyDucky37 1
shouldn't have let him borrow it!
joenuuuuu 0
So hes too stupid to understand how keys work but he can legally drive? Hooray society
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Oh, that little Billy. Always sneaking out of his mental patient home to drive cars... He'll learn. Some day...
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Aright, this comment is stupid. Thumbing myself down. Too bad you can't delete comments.
joenuuuuu 0
HAHA
lilicoco_fml 5
That sucks OP, hope it gets fixed :/
Shadow_Blues 10
Wha...what? Why?? (?_?;