thesmartone
United States
Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
Micmicmic
Brussels, Belgium
Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
GirlOnTheFly
Uniontown, United States
Today, I was finally able to drive my brother's nice car instead of my clunker, because he left for college. First thing I do? Back into the neighbors' mailbox while exiting the driveway. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Anonymous
Baby you can drive my car
Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML
Anonymous
It's mine now
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
carlyalexia
The road to hell…
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Punk'd
Overreaction club
Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML
jeremiah
Australia
Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML
GrandTheftArson
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Waterloo, Canada
Pros and cons
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
Top comments
sexaaydino 14
Well at least now you know to not let him borrow your car. And if he has his own car keys why doesn't he use his own car...?
wallandpiece 16
No. When he got in the car, he instantly became stupid.
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Comments (97)
taylordanielle98 1
I'm sorry! If you can't get them out maybe he'll offer to get you another car? :)
KiddNYC1O 22
Ah, the rich.
StubbornDonkey 10
Not to deny that he may be low on intelligence but is his car the same make? If so I could see making the mistake.
drumrgonewild 2
U did say he was an imbecile
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You knew he was a fool to begin with so whose fault is that really?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Pull out and pray? My parents should have done that....in December of 97...
Unbweavable 17
Well....lesson learned
theonlysweetpea 10
You're the idiot who lent a moron your car... Usually the stupid have priors so the assumption made is that you knew his inability to think
Liana23music 0
Well honestly you shouldn't be stupid enough to let ANYONE "borrow" your car. Btw he probably had his keys and not his car because he did the same thing to his car with someone else's keys...
froggermea 5
OMG when I first read this I thought it said ''cat''.... O.O I was like wtf?
EpicFail1520 16
What a winner.