Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I left for my shop in the work truck at 6 a.m. I was still in the process of waking up with my windows down, on a semi-busy street, when BAM! a bird flew in the window into the cab. FML
Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML
Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my truck for the first time. While trying to unlock it, it started to rain. After half an hour, I successfully unlocked the door and then drove over my bookbag, which I had placed underneath the truck to keep it out of the rain. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML
Today, I was unloading tile boxes out of my pickup truck into this lady's garage. As I grabbed the last 50-pound box, a passing bird shat on my forehead. Green ooze ran down my whole face. FML
Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML
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the_enigma1019 1
Well, be glad that it was only one, were we live they come in swarms.
MindFreakazoid 10
He's gotta do what he's gotta do.
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Comments (102)
s0ulslack 20
Sounds exactly like my ex-wife, I'd rather clean up bird poop though!
ddeathbombb 5
I never opened one sunroof ever because I always thought stuff exactly like this would happen. Weird right
fbear10 5
Oooo... That really sucks!
perdix 31
Aw, I'll be your friend! Seeing that your usual friends probably abandoned you once they found out about the shit in your truck. I'll ride around with you, buddy, because I always bring my own tarp.
Awsumuzzie 12
You must dress similar to me, amirite? I always have a tarp on me, too!
Irishgypsy 2
I hope that's a sincere offer.
wetFeline 3
You just gave other people crap for telling OP they would be her friend perdix. You, sir, just lost
perdix 31
#60. Yes, it is. If the OP wants to fly me out to Cali, I'd happily go watch "Ted" with him. My offer is sincere, but it is not cheap. #63, no, it is you that lost.
Soloman212 28
Wow, nice catch guys. My respect for Perdix as a commenter is plummeting, not that it really matters to anyone.
perdix 31
#72, especially not to me ;)
unknown_user5566 27
Perdix, does your "going dutch" offer still stand if we're talking about airline tickets? ;)
XxQueenofPuppets 10
This FML made my day.. Where I live they take over entire campuses
WhyAmUHere 19
Lesson learned: never keep anything open on your car.
Zaros_fml 24
Poor thing was obviously scared shitless.
RedPillSucks 33
definitely not shitless
angel5242 0
Natures way of saying "**** you"
browneyedgirlz 2
Sucks to be you
AwsumShyGuy 12
Seagulls are like rats with wings, that aren't pigeons.