Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I left for my shop in the work truck at 6 a.m. I was still in the process of waking up with my windows down, on a semi-busy street, when BAM! a bird flew in the window into the cab. FML
Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML
Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my truck for the first time. While trying to unlock it, it started to rain. After half an hour, I successfully unlocked the door and then drove over my bookbag, which I had placed underneath the truck to keep it out of the rain. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML
Today, I was unloading tile boxes out of my pickup truck into this lady's garage. As I grabbed the last 50-pound box, a passing bird shat on my forehead. Green ooze ran down my whole face. FML
Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML
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the_enigma1019 1
Well, be glad that it was only one, were we live they come in swarms.
MindFreakazoid 10
He's gotta do what he's gotta do.
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Comments (102)
DracoSpirita 21
I sure hope your insurance covers all that.
ydi_4_suking 20
I don't think it will since it only ripped one seat and took a shit. Maybe if it was 3 seats cuz that would be super expensive to get reupholstered
bigtaytay 13
U must have left food in your car, I mean I know seagulls are stupid but I didn't think they were stupid enough to basically trap themselves in a car unless there was a good reason to go in (food)
SB1010 0
Shit happens.
jake3292 5
#27 is very mature
jake3292 5
*sorry I ment #23 and I must have out clicked of the comment in the comment
teague95 16
new to technology are we? cause you sure failed a lot on commenting today
jake3292 5
As did your dads broken condom
starwind3438 9
Speaking of being mature...
ILoveThaneKrios 1
oh goddess...I'm sorry.
effiestonem154 11
Happens... Yesterday a squirrel redecorated my bedroom. Animals have a unique taste.
RedPillSucks 33
that's why I use lots of barbecue sauce
Jamie1806 8
That sucks, OP. At least it didn't break any windows.
linkinpark98 24
A lot can happen in five minutes… Like me. :/
Soloman212 28
Can't tell if that's a pitiful sexual ineptitude joke...
Rowdey 10
On his father's part, 70.
gracehi 33
Hey, I hear that's good luck! Wait...no that's only if a bird ***** on your head. Well I guess you're just ****** then.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I hate seagulls. And pigeons. God, birds are scary.