Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was flying home from LAX when I realized I'd left my ID back at the hotel. After making phone calls to the hotel and rental car company, I found it and made it back to the airport in time for my flight. After going through security, I realized I'd left my phone on the hotel counter. FML
Today, my flight landed after a 12-hour trip, and I walked out of the airport without checking a single bag. Twenty minutes into my drive home, the airline called asking why I'd left my passport at immigration. FML
Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML
Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML
Today, I arrived home after taking one airplane from A to B. My luggage never made it on the plane with me, and now the airline is looking for it. One plane and still lost my suitcase. FML
Today, I was at the airport waiting for my flight when I realized I had forgotten my passport at home. I panicked, called my mom in a frenzy, only to realize I was holding my passport in my wallet the entire time. It was so embarrassing, and my mom will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I was proud of myself for remembering my wallet, keys and phone before leaving for the airport. I got all the way to security before realizing I’d left my passport on the kitchen table, right next to the travel mug I also forgot to bring. FML
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Top comments
Tarak_fml 7
Poor guy
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Why'd you leave the book on the plane?
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Comments (129)
mfgforlife23 5
what was the book?
mbrooks5110 0
First don't leave your trash for someone else to clean!!! I'm glad u didn't tell them so good for you there. :)
Slayer619 5
how is this an fml?
zombiekitten87 12
Maybe you shouldn't leave your unwanted shit on a plane... It's not a trash can.
jlperry31 10
lazy. why wouldn't u just take it to begin with if it was yours. shouldn't leave your trash for others to deal with
Chrispayne 4
Why is this posted on fyl? Sounds lime great service to me
RodStar 0
What was the book?
BigPerro4life 0
Oh please... He just wanted to get in your pants and used the book as an excuse. You should have at least given him a ********.
marryjaneex0 7
f your life? f his life ..
BloodyMary666 24
Wow, u acted really stupid. Why would u leave a book there on purpose? Just re-sell it, if u don´t like it.