Today, I learned the true meaning of "throwing money down the toilet" when pulling my pants up, somehow my $100 Easter money fell out of my pocket mid flush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
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imnotc00l 10
I wish I got 100$ for Easter.
PackardBell_fml 19
Try and use your front pocket first. Sorry bout that op
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Comments (86)
AJD999 5
Man, same here. I flushed all of my matzah down the toilet! Now how am I supposed to have a Seder?
valLUV 4
This happened to me in a way. My Garmin vivofit fell on my wrist into the toilet mid-flush.
samlovesham1234 9
That's the government's job!
aldoshoes 4
What the hell is Easter money?
JustSomeBroad 24
It's a special breed of lizard.
Tsumetai_ 11
You know how people hunt for Easter eggs? Usually plastic eggs with candy inside them. Well seems some people put money in them instead. Which is so strange. When I was a kid I'd rather have candy than money in my eggs.
spencer3000 9
JESUS DIDNT DIE SO YOU COULD GET MONEY He died for the chocolate
dragoongirl90 34
This is what wallets are for.
Jetix7402 22
This never happens or had happened to me but I'm always traumatised that the ceramic throne might take something from my pockets
nellyphant 18
Easter money?! And I thought I was lucky getting an egg...
MasterTron 24
Don't think of it as throwing or flushing away your money. It's more like making a long term savings deposit somewhere you can't get to it.
EnJey0 19
Be glad you got any money at all. I got a pack of gum and some candies
DoomedGemini 38
And I bet you have them, right? Op doesn't have anything