Today, I learned the true meaning of "throwing money down the toilet" when pulling my pants up, somehow my $100 Easter money fell out of my pocket mid flush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
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imnotc00l 10
I wish I got 100$ for Easter.
PackardBell_fml 19
Try and use your front pocket first. Sorry bout that op
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Comments (86)
RachelLo 4
Oh wow, that really sucks....?
sarcasmismyno1 22
Hey at least it wasn't your cell phone. Now you know to check your pockets before you drop trou
smoothies14 32
Jesus died so here's $100... What?
verinawrinn 6
They may not believe in the Christian faith but still celebrate Easter. I'm an atheist, but my family's Christian so they just give me money when they celebrate.
lovebooks07 15
I think they just meant to express their surprisement, since in a lot of countries it really is not regular to give or receive money or presents for Easter. I for one had never heard of that before either.
verinawrinn 6
I am so sorry.
jimeple 12
It's called cutting out the middleman.
redscarf_fml 8
Try keeping your money in a wallet?
fordneagles 34
This is why you put the lid down before you flush. Other than preventing the spreading of germs, of course. They get everywhere!
lukian_fml 29
Poop particles. Not necessarily germs.
ezrajab 22
Damn sorry op
death32 6
see this is y u put the lid down while u flush
neuronerd 29
Man...I thought it was nice to get a little candy for Easter.