what434
United States
Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
The road to hell, good intentions, all that jazz
Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
LizGo
Greenville, United States
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Time to get a lock
Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML
stupid^2
Got a screw loose
Today, I did something you never ever should do. I removed the screw in the shower drain. What I didn't know was that it's impossible to know if the shower will leak afterwards. I just wanted to properly clean the drain. FML
joy
United States
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
akieferr
United States
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Anonymous
Soiled
Today, I learned what the phrase "Never trust a far", is all about. I spent several minutes trying to wash my filthy underwear in the sink. FML
namehere34
United States
Make it til you fake it
Today, I found a diamond on the floor, which I could only assume was from one of my brother's cheap earrings. I was positive that it was fake. To prove it to myself, I ran it across my window, as they say only real diamonds cut glass. It's real. FML
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Gobsnoglin 0
Or if you do put them on over the sink, put the stopper in the sink first!
astro_plastic 0
Well I hope it impales a goldfish in a gutter somewhere so at least someone can look fierce in them.
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MrsUchiha 0
This is kind of a "durrrr" moment. Fyl but Ydi.
bulll_crap 0
just open the pipe
buggybeauty 0
i put mine on in bed. now one is embedded in my carpet and I can't find it. it's been a year :(
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(opens fortune cookie) "Today is a day of rewards and triumph. You will meet someone who will change your life and bring out the best parts of you" ... in bed.
peach_blossom 0
agreed
whydofirefliesdi 0
stuuuuupiiiddd
perdix 31
Stupid people should only allowed to be around cubic zirconia. You, my dear, should be given bits of broken glass to play with.
bella_coza 0
haha funny
BlueTwist89 0
Duhhh, but I have to admit I've done that too :P. I said YDI, b/c we have to be held accountable for our actions ><.
ohsnapp823 0
OMG! THAT EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!! Did you get them back? I did.
superblynoah 0
ahhhh I'm so sorry! my best friend did that once but luckily the plumber was able to get it out. I hope all is well!
hitokage_fml 0
...It isn't like it's difficult to get the earring back. Just unscrew the S-Bend pipe under your sink. It's pretty much designed because this sort of stuff happens. You'll most likely have to clean the earring(s) but you'll have 'em back. I just had to rescue something from the sink recently. Make sure you have a bucket under the pipe when you unscrew it, and make sure you test that you've tightened it enough when you screw it back on because if you don't water will leak from the place where you screw it on.
UrLiFsuX 4
I'm curious since you said "rescue something from the sink" what was it? c'mon say it was your.....gf's pink dolphin!
hitokage_fml 0
Of all things, it was a hair clip I really like! Recently the little stopper thing in my sink rusted clean through (super old sink) and I can't use the stopper. So between getting a mesh-net-trap to put in the hole and the rusting through, this happened. Learned something about plumbing!