Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
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Top comments
ItsAUnicorn 27
YDI for talking through the movie
WhackTheJackal 22
You are the worst kind of person, talking through a movie. You monster.
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Comments (124)
buddy_J 16
The worst kind of people are people like you, who do stupid crap that you shouldn't be doing or making fun of somebody, and then act like you're the victim after somebody finally retaliates.
Probaton 11
I'm ok with people doing dumb stuff, we've all been there. What really ticks me off is people who don't have the decency to take responsibility and apologize when confronted. I can forgive you for talking but telling him to **** off is ******* anti-social and egocentric. I hope you lost teeth.
cheeeksss 29
That was the part that bothered me the most too. It's bad enough OP was talking during the movie, but actually telling someone to "**** off" for stepping up and telling him to shut up for the rest of the audience's sake... The audacity...
QueenOfSuppness 25
Yeah its like people have no manners these days
istishia 12
You are going to the special hell
najthebomb 8
Thank you for making this reference. It made my day lol
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I scrolled all the way down here to find / add that comment. Ironically I actually had to tell someone to shut the f**k up during the screening of Serenity. They obviously weren't fans of the show.
albertozeta_fml 9
You have to shut the f*** up during movies not because of the risk to find someone bigger than you but because it is damned unpolite towards all the others.
bluebluhblou 15
maybe your new lesson is that you shouldn't pretend to be a victim after you've clearly been an asshole. You were very wrong if you expected any sort of sympathy from this fml.
countryb_cth 38
I hope he taught you to 1) shut the **** up when the movie is playing, because people payed good money to see the movie not hear you talk. And 2) not to be rude to anyone, especially when you are clearly at fault.
laulinavega 5
Well, if he's telling you to shut up, chances are you are being quite the chatterbox. In case you didn't know, that is rude and disruptive to those around you trying to enjoy the movie. YDI
mrockhill 11
Shouldn't talk during a movie and shouldn't tell people to **** off ..
howbout_thisone 13
YDI, dude. No one enjoys a Chatty Cathy when they pay good money to see a movie.
tygerarmy 35
It has nothing to do with the other guy having a short temper. It's rude to talk during a movie. Everyone else paid to so the movie with your bonus commentary. If you have to talk, wait for the DVD and watch it at home.