Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
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Top comments
ItsAUnicorn 27
YDI for talking through the movie
WhackTheJackal 22
You are the worst kind of person, talking through a movie. You monster.
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Comments (124)
smeboo 12
Same goes for yelling at a car full of Tongans....
G00N3R 19
Haha just call them a bunch of fobs and that'll set them right off
captainsmegma 12
I'll be glad to hold his popcorn and drink while he pummels the shit out of you. I despise assholes like you.
thecrizzy 16
If you're not going to watch the movie and just talk why even go? Tickets and snacks ain't cheap, and I didn't pay to hear someone talk.
SoullessSolace 12
Seriously, no one pays 15+ bucks per ticket to listen to you talk over a movie. Have an ounce of courtesy for those around you! You COMPLETELY deserve whatever you got.
RobinGoodfellow 47
You're not the MOST intelligent person, are you.... Should've shut up, man. Preferably before he had to ask you.
Kirbyzx 16
If I could take away the "I agree" button when I accidentally hit it, I totally would. You... Handled this wrong before and after he accused you...
nitrog100 21
Well were you talking during the movie, or just before? The phrasing was unclear.
rocker_chick23 27
Doesn't matter if he was doing it during the previews, or the actual movie. Many people like watching the previews and they don't want to hear some dumbass talking loud enough for everyone to hear them.
teentee401 37
So you were in the wrong and when he corrected you, you told HIM to **** off? Douche
squarecircles 13
Damn I wish I could've seen that. It was probably even better than the movie.
ThongWarrior 17
Oh lord help me pass through this fml without killing someone...