Today, I learned that not texting my girlfriend for two days is considered dumping her, and is ample reason to screw other men. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
Well, this depends, did you just not text or completely cease communication for no reason? She's still overreacting, but I might be a little peeved too, if my boyfriend dropped off the planet with no explanation for two days.
ladyLALAA 29
Is there any reason for the lack of contact? Had you been fighting before? This needs follow up
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Comments (129)
Pferd67 7
she is blaming you for her own mess. forget her.
julianna5782 12
wait. everyone's saying how very clingy she is to expect to at least get a "hey babe, busy, get at you later" text. every relationship I've been in since I was 15, we spoke/texted at least once, even it was super short. and everyone else i know in relationships talks at least once. she's absolutely wrong for going and screwing guys after only 2 days... but she's NOT clingy to expect communication. that's the dumbest shit I ever heard.
MandieL 27
I concur, but based on an argument I was having with another person, some people just don't really care for healthy communication, and get annoyed when their SO texts them once saying hello, or hope your day was well, or good night, or I love you. I really don't see the appeal in a relationship with someone who gets annoyed when they have to read an I love you message, but to each their own I guess. Lol
bronz 15
Everyone is making it seem like OP was obligated to text everything he's doing to his partner. Some people just have those days where they don't want to talk...
jvanevery 19
yes that's correct that's rule number 37 modern internet dating
cho_bee 9
Ample reason? Sounds like she couldn't wait to start.
Scrat382 8
If that´s true, you´re waaaay better off without her.
prophecy_girl 21
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itsjulia16 4
Wowww that is messed up...you definitely shouldn't have just not texted her for two days cause I was be ******* pissed too but that doesn't warrant for her to "think" you broke up and **** other guys...that's so weird and messed up...if she thought you were ignoring her and broke up I would think she would have texted you to give you a piece of her mind for at least not telling her that cause that's what she should have done if that was the case...I think it sounds more like she was looking for a reason to cheat and used that, so good riddance to her and be glad she's not in your life anymore!
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