Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
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yandiepandy 0
I'd have her charged. Mother or no mother.
yandiepandy 0
#17.. there are some ****** up people out there. You'd be surprised what people are capable of.
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mynameisolib 0
oh hot damn. no pun, but ouuuch. Well, she gotta learn to accept you. Be proud :3
PeaceLove_Music 0
ouch
nekroseftychia 9
you know I don't think she threw the hot grease at him I think she just got surprised and spilled it probably actually on herself I just can't see a mother purposefully throwing hot grease at her son
AUT_student 0
Yep, I'm thinking dropped pan, landed on stove, grease caught fire, house burned down - at least OP will always remember the day he came out to his Mom!!
JFox 8
I'm gonna go ahead and say this has to be fake. Mostly because if I accepted it as reality, I might cry. OR what number 17 said.
yandiepandy 0
#17.. there are some ****** up people out there. You'd be surprised what people are capable of.
Dogman332 0
Your moms pretty kinky, I'll say.
marz88 0
I highly doubt she threw hot grease at the op. I am guessing she dropped the pan in shock and it splashed/spilled on the op.
yandiepandy 0
#21 - Let's hope that's the case. Otherwise, charge the bitch.
null_fml 11
We don't know she purposefully threw it at him; she could have dropped it in surprise, which would have caused some grease to splash everywhere. But it does imply the former.
yandiepandy 0
Based on the presumption that she threw it at him, yeah I'd say that's an assault charge waiting to happen.
fatesucks 0
your moms a bitch..