Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an old guy with a cane got up in my face for "mocking" the way he walked. In retrospect, I guess it is pretty offensive for me to have had knee surgery and still be recovering from it. My apologies. FML
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML
Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML
Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML
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great_lawl 0
so deserved
0515_dw_090084 0
Pretty sure this FML should be this way: Today, this asshole was making fun of me for walking with a cane. so i had to go out of my way to beat his ass with it. A very wasted 5 seconds. FML. karma my friend. ; ]
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Comments (262)
PhillyFox 0
Asshole. YDI
null_fml 11
This is probably just a lame attempt to get to the top of the FML "deserved" list.
Syn_fml 0
I agree.
patticake1601 0
I hope it hurt!!!
CabooseFTW 0
wait... you couldn't outrun a guy with a cane?
Expertfail 0
Today, I already knew that making fun of a man for walking with a cane would get me hit (not to mention make me an asshole), so I DIDN'T FREAKING DO IT. FML
mala_aneczka 0
I've had to walk on a cane before. It sucks... Why the heck would you make fun of someone for that! YDI
perdix 31
Because he also might have been wearing a top hat and a monocle and reminded you of Mr. Peanut.
DravensMommy 0
I'm sorry, I don't do business with Peanuts that don't wear pants.
gummibehrs 4
You ******* idiot. It's bad enough that he has to use a cane, but then some worthless piece of shit comes along and makes him feel worse. I hope he knocked your head around. Karma's probably going to take out one of your legs now, and send along some douchepump like you to make fun of you. Then you're going to come back to FML and write your sob-story about how some young ****** made fun of you. You little bitch, go play in traffic.
iGreen_Day 0
This. I hope he hit you in the happy sacks; you don't deserve to procreate.
milkyourgoat 0
Bastard. YDI.
mrose57 0
Here's yet another of many instances where one YDI isn't nearly enough. you are once, twice, three times an asshole.
FaddiusPrime 0
Why even do that?