Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
Today, my fiancé told my mom that she screwed me up. I now have to write an apologetic e-mail to her for something that I agree with, in order for her to stop calling me crying. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
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Top comments
nreed32 20
Should be an interesting wedding...
iAlissa 34
That's immature and uncalled for honestly
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Comments (60)
heroqucas 25
I feel like you should have known that your mom might react violently. I also think that YDI because you shouldn't talk crap about your future family
benedictjongoh 10
a mother's love is indescribable, however this take it to the next level. all the best!
FunnnyGirrl 19
Awkward...
Dexter83_fml 17
I totally agree with # 3 it's very immature and uncalled for.
be82tw 17
Boy, that escalated quickly.
Stephencharis 14
this is unbelievable... who does that?
thatonetribute 31
I'm dying of laughter. Your mom is epic! I hope everything turns out okay, OP.
missjess05 10
Haha ? I'm sorry but I'm dying over here. It's sounds like a movie
PotatoesAndCake 26
I get that your Mum is trying to defend you but to punch someone in the face just because of their bitchiness, is totally uncalled for.
PhoenixChick 26
Ya know, kinda sounds like your mom might be a bit of a bitch too. If she handles herself like that, I bet your fiance vents to his mom about her too.