Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
Today, my fiancé told my mom that she screwed me up. I now have to write an apologetic e-mail to her for something that I agree with, in order for her to stop calling me crying. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
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Top comments
nreed32 20
Should be an interesting wedding...
iAlissa 34
That's immature and uncalled for honestly
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Comments (60)
Tyrez 32
Sometimes it's really hard not to talk shit about some people even when you know it's wrong...
Enslaved 38
Of course Mama's gonna help build "The Wall."
sighlifeman 12
well... it kinda is, should've known the type of person ur mom is
oopsimamess 19
Battle of the moms. Nah but for real your fiancé is probably thinking HIS mother-in-law is a psychotic bitch.
Tripartita 45
Damn, OP, if your mother actually wanted to plan a move with any forethought, I know a horse that could stand on your in-law's foot! No one would trace it back to her…
AaLlIiYyAaHh 22
I died xD
Adeptus_Astartes 22
*Buries 27*
sighlifeman 12
stfu
ViviChenny 19
This is probably a disliked opinion, but kudos to you and having such a mother. Sure what she did was uncalled for and quite immature, but from the context, I see a mother looking out for her daughter and will do anything for her, even if it's punching your future mother-in-law.
BarryManiHigh 3
Op is a man Vivichenny.
flyingmind_fml 17
*ViviChenny
LoLoLibra1 14
Oh wow...really?!? I read it from a daughter/mother perspective....whole new ballgame...LOL
ericaanne 13
Whole new meaning to "mama bear" my goodness. Good luck OP, you're going to need it.
ColonelCusswords 24
HADOUKEN
maddie_xo 21
Oh my
whatunicorn 17
Mama bear protecting her cub.. Sike! Your mom's a nutcase sorry OP Still, not your fault everyone needs to vent sometimes.. Just maybe not to your mom anymore?