Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband was telling the truth, he never did cheat on me. We've been divorced for six years and I just got remarried. FML
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
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Top comments
LolitaLena 16
Maybe it's time to introduce them to a nice piece of paper called "Restraining Order"?
justcommenting19 19
The only solution is to dye your hair, wear big sunglasses, and move to Argentina.
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Comments (31)
TeacherTeacher 11
My ex thought we were still married even though I moved to another country. He then decided we were best friends and emailed all the time. It took years for him to figure it out.
gamecritic101 11
Restraining order. Get one.
pooftis 4
My husbands ex is like that. It's creepy.
Sandman2015 12
Um if you are divorced why is this guy still in your life that much? Can we get some more context of what he's doing OP?
Bearsmomma 30
Kids maybe?
zaidthunder1 27
Scary ol' Dementia.
totallyoverit99 5
Same!!!! It's been almost 6 months and he pays more attention to me now than when we were married.
cuz803 46
A restraining order would be very helpful
Zebediabolical 45
Depending on what 'think we're still married' covers, you may want to consider a restraining order.
alexowitz 8
Damn! Well on the bright side at least you're divorced from him. Lol ?
Badasiwannabe 3
my ex cheated and still looks for me ,she said a a black guy mad e her squirt , and ,she was to controlling , I find it weird that she would move to where I lived like if she followed me ??? , I told her to do a favor for me pick up my bag ,and she did , she was 25 minutes from where i lived ,
Mandybruin 15
What the heck is the point of your comment? Can someone translate this for me?