Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband was telling the truth, he never did cheat on me. We've been divorced for six years and I just got remarried. FML
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
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Top comments
LolitaLena 16
Maybe it's time to introduce them to a nice piece of paper called "Restraining Order"?
justcommenting19 19
The only solution is to dye your hair, wear big sunglasses, and move to Argentina.
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Comments (31)
Galeforcetacos 8
@title SMG4?
ralphnader 13
Why did he become the ex? Was it because he cheated or did something wrong or did you just start likening someone else? If he won't let go and it was because you left at no fault of his then I don't fault him. I had a best friend whose dad never dated for 10 years and kept trying to get his separated wife back while she was living with another guy. He never gave up...she sadly died suddenly and he was destroyed that he never won her back. It wasn't really his fault either.
pandalover69 26
She didn't want to be with him and he was never going to win her back if she hadn't died. Don't feel sorry for the guy because he never got his ex back, feel sorry for him because he never got over his ex. I know a guy like that too, him and his ex have now been divorced longer then they were ever together and he's still not over her. She's been with her current husband for 15 years and they have 3 kids together. Her ex is a nasty creep and it sounds like your example is too.
Miss_Whipped 43
Well, luckily there is a special type of jacket for a guy just like that OP. A straitjacket.
obeykaitlyn 25
get a restraining order! and an annulment
ChickenNug 17
I think it's too late for an annulment.
Ise_fml 6
Make sure that you're actually divorced and s/he didn't screw something up. Then get a restraining order. Or the other way around. Just do it.
heyLaddieHey 18
Time for a restraining order
ssenmodnaR 11
So, my ex and I had a great relationship for several years. It's too bad that his former boss convinced him to try doing blow. He was taking anything valuable that wasn't nailed to the floor and pawned it for drug money. He even sold our $5000 wedding rings. I divorced that bastard, had a restraining order filed against him (it was denied), and moved out of state to get away from him. Those drugs probably screwed up his mind something serious because I've woken up with him outside my window playing "baby come back" on his boom box. I don't even know how he found me again. I've moved on and remarried, but he just thinks my husband is a "friend" that I hang out with way too much. I'm filing another restraining order against him in the hopes that he will leave me alone.
toba122 12
Really? He did the same whole boom box cliché in real life?? Yeah, those drugs definitely did a number on him. Good luck, I hope the restraining order goes through.
Mandybruin 15
Wow OP! You be careful, alright? Sometimes these things can go south unexpectedly (I watch a lot of ID channel). I hope that restraining order goes through this time.
hoosiergirl94 31
Run away. Adopt a knew identity
jvanevery 19
time for the restraining order
peterblackmer91 12
Either he's an idiot who doesn't understand English or he totally understands you're divorced and he's ******* with you. I think it's the latter.