Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the first time. He spent over an hour talking to my twelve-year-old dog. Occasionally he would look up to ask me a question, but when I answered he would just continue talking to the dog. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment happy to see my dog. Instead of running to greet me, he ran straight past me to jump into the arms of my roommate, who had just walked in behind me. He wagged his tail like crazy while I stood there, rejected. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML
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Top comments
toastbrot 9
well, dog vader is a very cute dog. I'd be more excited for him too
hkhan24 23
Don't string him along, let him go asap so he can move on..
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Comments (27)
flammaefata 20
There's a bitch pun in here somewhere but I won't be the one to make it :P
HotMamaBBM 11
Puppy love
tardis2018 6
Steal the dog
neobz 9
lol tomorrow on fml " I just got dumped by my gf this wouldn't be so bad if she wasnt just dating me for ny dog"
vikky538 29
Just don't break up with dog please
socreativedude 19
Maybe he'll let you visit his dog. Should you end it with him that is.
baritoneslayer 7
Spare him some hard feelings and let him go
ericanicole1 12
That happened to me before. I was playing with his 3 year old niece and he was like 'she's not here to play with you' and I'm just like 'yes I am' and continued running around outside with her. I give 0 *****
that_guy31 12
ouch.. not gonna lie, kinda ******