alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Poor me
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
notsober
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
jimbop
Canada
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Anonymous
Grossed out
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
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csigabajnok 0
tic tac is your friend
O_0 0
That sucks my friend...maybe she just had a stomic bug.....
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Comments (90)
girlnamedkris 0
Aaahhh can you say...south park?? Haha fyl though fosho
easylazy 0
hahaha you are probably so ugly you need to get a girl dead drunk before shell go near year your life is totally ******!!!
kristenlovex3 0
coming from the person with a monkey as their picture.
Ixnay_ 0
:D Well there are these things called chewing gums!!! Or maby your tongue is ****** up :D
KellykopterXD 0
same thing kinda happened with me and my current bf. It was before we went out, and he'd been kissing me for about 2 weeks and i hadnt kissed him back, well, the one day i did, we celebrated by making out for the rest of the night, the minute i got home I had the worst sickness bug ever. And I gave it to him. Poor dude XD
mb23509 0
maybe next time you could use some mouth wash???
tangerine_12 0
ahaaha oohh! burrnn!!
Zubat_fml 0
That happened to me before. But she was drunk, so I didn't take it to offense.
pulpfiction_fml 3
Don't make love to drunken ******!
xyph 0
Toothbrush?
Ruin11thHour 0
Bad breath? Mints anyone?