alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Poor me
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
notsober
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
jimbop
Canada
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Anonymous
Grossed out
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
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csigabajnok 0
tic tac is your friend
O_0 0
That sucks my friend...maybe she just had a stomic bug.....
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ben2002_fml 0
ouch...hahaha
xMooMoox 0
#15 Thats crazy, I would be grossed out that she vomited and embarrassed if I vomited. Also some people throw up when they are nervous (luckily I just laugh like a loony) so maybe she was really happy but scared. Unless she was like "GROSS!" and then vomited you really don't know until you ask.
louken83 0
#16, I immediately thought of South Park also.
derailed 1
Shoulda rubbed her nose in it and told her she was bad.
24788 7
she might of been nervous.
easylazy 0
eeeeeeeeeeeeeew! in your mouth?!?!?!
EpicFail_fml 0
Ouch Dude that really sucks. #23 you're a ditz. Like really? #21 you're amazing. #s 16&20 Me too. #4if no one lied this site wouldn't be half as popular.
shabanana9 0
Ouch. That kind of sucks. Yet it's so funny at the same time.. Haha. Sorry, man.
rsvpdx97 2
She might of had a virus
Alexgoesfml 3
She might have been nervous. Or did you stick her tongue so far down her throat to cause a gag reflex.
French21 0
Awww I'm sorry! That sucks. I did that to my guy friend when I was drunk once but made it to the bathroom so he didn't see. I wasn't grossed out I was just sick from drinking. Maybe this is the case with her?