Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Ewwwwwww
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
jimbop
Canada
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
sneezer
France
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Anonymous
Grossed out
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Poor me
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Top comments
illmatic2 16
Too much tongue?
Crowcaller 5
yummy
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Schizomaniac 24
274, to answer your question, no, you did not ask for my shallow opinion. And congratulations on getting to where you are. Keep working at it, you're almost there, pal. And 275 (I think..whoever the girl who looks like she is 12 is), "conceited" and "hater" don't really go together, because generally "haters" are jealous, and conceited people are full of themselves. Think about it, you'll get it.
VvCJHvV 6
Oh okay :P lol.
underaegis 0
I saw this on TFLN
kkamp516 10
Kinkyyy ;) ahahaha jk fyl.
arsh333 0
#3 heather is sooo certify pretty
missPOLSKA 0
lol! yuk
VvCJHvV 6
Almost there is comparable to what? I'm almost to less scrawny than the day before or almost to ripping veins like Arnold? Not like I want the later of the two, but I atleast make my quals for the USN. So, yes, I'm almost not 'scrawny' but really when I have to consume 3k-3.5k+ calories a day to even gain anything on top of what I have, it's certainly no easy task.
misti_csi 0
was she drunk off her ass???
cruxx 0
At least you saved money on lunch.
misti_csi 0
couldve been drunk?