Today, I kept my cats indoors to be safe on Halloween, making sure to keep the food full and litter boxes clean. After dinner, I got dressed up and spent two hours at a party. When I got home, there was a large, rancid butt-loaf waiting on my bed. Unappreciative little fuckers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, after feeding my cats, I walked out of the room. Five minutes later, I heard one of them making a hacking sound. Knowing the outcome, I went to get some paper towels to wipe up the mess. When I went in, my other cat was eating it. Certain things cannot be unseen. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I came home from the hospital after six days. Despite having a cat sitter, they managed to shit on the bathroom floor and pee on my bed in protest for being gone too long. FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, my mom sent me home with some delicious-looking BBQ ribs because I'd missed a cookout due to work. I set them on the counter, intent on putting them in the oven, but had to make a quick run to the bathroom. I came back to find my roommate's cat sitting in the plate, covered in sauce, as he helped himself. FML
Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
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Top comments
Rabite 28
If you expect your cats to appreciate it when you care for them in the most basic way, then maybe you shouldn't have cats.
mohamed_H 21
They're cats what the hell did you expect... those furry bastards think they are gods
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species4872 20
there you go, now you put yours on top of mine. then you can go, then you, then you, then you, we'll show her whose boss. The nerve leaving us alone on Halloween.
manuwish 9
my kitties show me their disapproval of my leaving them alone by doing outside the box too..I don't let them go into my bedroom though for obvious reasons..besides having to ensure my territory and give my threats credibility that if they do that on upholstery I'll be serving cat goulash the following evening, they get to look at, and thereby probably get a whiff, of their doings before I clean it up, so they know they shouldn't tamper with my nerves..they know I love them deeply though and are really cuddly and wonderful roommates, their purr is healing and I believe they are royalty on this planet and to be treated as such.
just_zach 11
reason #53788 why dogs>cats
Bekll 31
The cat who did this either doesn't like the cat litter, is stressed out, or there is a medical issue you should get checked out.
nevereyes 31
Or they don't know where the litter is, there's a bully cat in the house or not enough litter boxes
lulinator 40
Butt loaf. Hehehehehe
iLoveCars 18
Hey that's a gift from the gods be appreciative you spoiled brat
NakedandAfraid 14
haha butt-loaf
tmatherne 8
that is why I hate cats
ickyjuice 8
That's what you get for having cats, btw, they hate you...
ZeeIck 8
Hi IckyJuice
fyl7899 12
I'm pretty sure you all aren't dog lovers because of poop on a bed cause I guarantee dogs take a shit ten times the size on a bed, roll around in it, eat part of it, and then share some with you after it gives you a nice face bath. Does a cat do that? None I ever saw! Cats-1 Dogs-0