Today, I went to a party where a girl I like was there. I wanted to dance with her. She rebuffed me and said, “Consent matters.” Later on, I saw her grinding with another guy she'd just met. So apparently “consent matters” with me, a friend of two years, but not for a complete stranger. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I just got back from a party, where I spent most of the night comforting the girl I like. Why? Because the guy she likes was being grinded on by another girl. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
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Top comments
angus 17
You clearly don’t understand consent buddy… for you it was a NO! And the other guy a yes. It’s tough but you have to accept it.
jlc82 14
the fact that he thinks she owes him consent just because he's a friend says a lot about him. no means no and we don't owe ANYONE access to our bodies for ANY reason.
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Comments (6)
copalolita 16
The fact that she’s letting a complete stranger have sex with clothes on says a lot about her. You dodged a bullet.
jlc82 14
the fact that he thinks she owes him consent just because he's a friend says a lot about him. no means no and we don't owe ANYONE access to our bodies for ANY reason.
copalolita 16
She doesn’t “owe anyone access” yet someone else got it effortlessly. For all we know the random guy could have an STD or HIV. Then she’s not really sticking to “consent” just being selective about who she bonks. Or unselective in this scenario since she literally grasped at any straw.
Hangryko 32
@capolita - Get therapy.
Zebediabolical 45
Grinding on a dance floor is not the same thing as sex.
angus 17
You clearly don’t understand consent buddy… for you it was a NO! And the other guy a yes. It’s tough but you have to accept it.
sirrubberduckie 37
Doesn't matter if you've been friends for 2 years or 20. She doesn't want to dance with you, and she probably doesn't want to date you. Instead of pouting about it, go find someone who does.
Hangryko 32
You are not entitled to her body or her time. Or any woman's. Get over her and yourself.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Goddamn incel... Get a life, jackass!