Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Love is strange
Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
New relations
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Top comments
DmnUall 0
just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.
Mpsteve13 7
marry your mom
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Comments (202)
Rhondaplp 11
Awkward! Ask your dad if while he is rooting her wether he thinks about the fact you've came in her?
klx125cross 9
Damn....
Lwelch4567 1
How old is ur ex and how old is ur dad. To vet back at them marry her mom.
angellove230 6
Thats disgusting. You never date someone a family member already did.
nothing12345 7
Can u say awkward!!!
iteenlovequotes 19
oh god.... that sucks major
doglover100 29
That is just messed up.
amless 6
Slap your Dad for me will ya'
AK9275 9
Almost as bad as having your ex girlfrien d as your step sister...
Savagephy 17
Your dad is one messed up man