Today, I accidentally texted my new housemate saying, “Hey, wanna get freaky before moving in tomorrow morning?” It was supposed to say “breaky”, as in "breakfast." This should be nice and awkward. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I sent a text to my boss saying, "Looking forward to our meeting tomorrow." Autocorrect changed it to, "Looking forward to our mating tomorrow." My boss replied with, "I think you meant meeting. Let's keep it professional shall we." FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
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MidnaLink 35
I always thought it was "Brekky" for the short form. I'm sure a follow up saying " I meant breakfast" will clear it up.
Wadlaen 24
We need an update on how it went!😅
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MidnaLink 35
I always thought it was "Brekky" for the short form. I'm sure a follow up saying " I meant breakfast" will clear it up.
leogs23 25
Now ex-housemate
Wadlaen 24
We need an update on how it went!😅
Marcella1016 32
Suuure accidentally :) Nice way to test the waters thanks to autocorrect!
RichardPencil 32
Tickle your ass with a feather? What did you say?!?? Particularly nasty weather. It's called a "trial balloon."
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Don't suggest getting big sausages.
D J's MOM 17
simply blame it on spellcheck which would have been best if you had done so immediately, but nuf said
SirEnigM0nk 22
Blame it on the Ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Who calls it that anyway? Just say breakfast.
lukey101 26
Hi all, bit of extra info & update - didn't realise my mistake until hours later, adding to the awkwardness. Once I cleared it up he thought it was really funny, but was pretty freaked out by it beforehand. Also very common to call it breaky/brekky in Aus. In hindsight I should've used the latter spelling lol