Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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xStaciexLynnx 15
So... Is that a no, then?
skitzofunia88 8
That would be awesome to only have to remember your anniversary every 4 years
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Comments (119)
Tiecho 4
You are not Amy Adams
Namenlos_fml 20
Yeah. The joke wasn't funny. How would you feel if he had proposed, you wanted to marry him, got all excited, said yes, then found out he was joking?
inlove72 11
Awe )= I feel so bad for you )= hope everything works out what doesn't kill you makes you stronger right?
ohsnapsonny 0
It's the extra day for leap year... Not April fool day. Samsonite... Way off.
Heinousness 0
DON'T EVER JOKE ABOUT GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
Devin91 20
How long have you two been dating ?
bluewailer 4
Measure twice and cut once
TheresNoEffingwa 7
Ydi you can't joke with men like that
rezzrhyme 0
you werent joking
musicluvr2000 11
Happy anniversary till next leap year!!