Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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xStaciexLynnx 15
So... Is that a no, then?
skitzofunia88 8
That would be awesome to only have to remember your anniversary every 4 years
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Comments (119)
tuppencej777 0
So if he isn't your ex by now, have you learnt how 'joking' about lifelong commitments can affect your relationship? Or for April fools are you going to be pregnant?
SpeakOutLoud 1
Sorry, but YDI. That's serious stuff you shouldn't joke about
76transam 0
Maybe it was just bad timing what if he really was planning on proposing and by cracking a joke about the subject now hes probably like "oh ok so obviously this is funny" and probably re evaluating the relationship and refunding the ring...
CptZoe 10
Those who asked how long we have been together, it's been three years :) We have spoken loads about our future together, but neither of us really see the point in marriage anyway, so it was very much a joke. In Scotland (where I am from) it is apparently the only day a girl can ask a guy to marry her. Oh and by avoiding me, I mean he hid under his bed in faux fear!
88sforlife 0
It's not a good sign that he avoids u cus of that.
twifan1901 0
I bet guys would love to be married feb 29 because then they only have to forget the anniversary every 4 years!
hateevryone 15
so immature, like really.
hellokimmiee 5
i think you got leap year and april fools mixed up
thecovert 7
Dump him. Tell him you want to marry a man, not a twerp.
lorenaleeye_fml 4
Men..