Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML
Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML
Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
Are you the homeless guy sitting in the park I pass on the way to work, always mumbling "Where are mah 30 friends... I invited abuch m-sure" and drinking cheap beer from a paperbag?
toch040 0
no, that was me
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Comments (62)
plexico 4
So sad. The poor guy had no one to play with at the park. I guess he ended up playing with himself.
peanut_dog 0
It is the middle of the work week- maybe everyone had their own things/jobs/lives to attend to.
jonnymohio 2
YDI for being so needy that you can't enjoy a nice day at the park by yourself. And sure enough, you got what you deserved.
barlessprison 16
You would have probably enjoyed the serenity of being alone on a nice day in a park anyway. And why would you want so many people to join you at the park?? I would assume most people would just call along a few friends or something, not 30 people.
wellinever 5
I took you three hours to realise that you were alone? And you didn't get arrested? I think that's a WIN.
Gruffy 0
well...win/lose.. He prolly would have made friends in jail
welderchick87 0
You do realize that your friends probably had jobs to go to and don't want to get fired just because one of their friends wanted to hang out at the park. You really should have thought that through.
__no_one__ 0
Yeah, if you spontaneously invite people to hang out on the same day you ask them, you'll have to expect that they'll say no because they either have to work or have other plans already. Not everyone is sitting at home all day waiting for you to ask them to hang out. People have other things to do, and if you ask them to hang out at such short notice, you'll have to live with a 'no', or several 'no's.
hotissue 0
what to do in a park anyway? just hang????? lol
john_bell 0
Sorry i was busy
maddog_fml 0
Haha! I think this is sad and funny. Better luck next time dude.
maddog_fml 0
@#23 I can hear you never have been to a park. It's better to stay in da hood, right? :)