Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML
Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML
Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
Are you the homeless guy sitting in the park I pass on the way to work, always mumbling "Where are mah 30 friends... I invited abuch m-sure" and drinking cheap beer from a paperbag?
toch040 0
no, that was me
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Comments (62)
Gruffy 0
This is not one of those times where you get to think you need better friends... YDI for making lame-o plans..im takin your friends' side on this one
nieska18 0
btw no one in the world has 30 friends. you havea few. if i got an invite from a distant friend i wouldnt show up, why cause i dont care enough to spend time with someone i barley know. did you invite everyone youve talked to in a months time or??....... who would invite that many people./ geez this guy must be like 15 and desperate for friends. and doesnt realize how life goes, and actually expects 30 ppl to show up just cause.
danieee_x 0
He didn't actually state it was 30 friends; just 30 people. You sound pretty sad for saying those things in that comment, how about you go get some friends and stop trying to sound cool.
keywestlov 0
yesterday's weather was awesome! but im sorry to hear that no one likes you =(
boredombeatswork 0
How did you invite 30 people? On facebook!? Who follows facebook events anyways? They're reminders at best.
brianjman14 23
who the hell invites 30 people to go to a park? ydi
bob1233 0
haha i was just about to say that.
genius_man16 1
Did you wait for anyone to RSVP before going to the park? If not, YDI
Cristaderzi 0
Here a hug!!!
DameGreyWulf 1
So uhm... you just wanted them to go to the park? ... What was the incentive? Your company? You lame-o.
captainhusspants 0
Parks are all good. What's wrong with just hanging out in the sun on the grass with mates?
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh nothing really, but thirty people with nothing to do but that? If it had been like a few friends, yeah definitely a valid activity, but thirty people are going to want to be entertained.
mychemfreak 0
it did feel good out today...but YDI anyways for expecting 30 people to come
benisajosher 0
You have no life OP. Please just go **** yourself.