Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
L0lCney tells us more.
L0lCney 0
He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
GermanKat 1
er-what??
venusvsmars 2
what a creep.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (223)
sokiae 0
so he 'accidentally' kicked the shit out of you and then 'fake raped' you? uhm... why do you like this prick exactly?
nomnommonster 0
soo...he pretended to make a rape baby after various pushing to save his embarassment? This is a little out there.
PimhNL 3
fix your ******* english skillz
strawberry6826 0
wtf n if u like a guy thts such an idiot then ydi
selfemployed 0
awkward!
kaitlinQ 0
ewwww call 911 hahah
FatalWedgie 0
I pushed myself onto my couch and pretended to understand this FML.
awesome_king 3
HAHAHAHA! nice one!
neonskittzy 0
why would he pretend to rape you when he obviously didn't want to touch you in the first place? what?
pepperandroses 0
it's not rape if she doesn't say no.
amazinglyava 0
hopefully you don't still have a crush on him ..