Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party. Later, while on AIM, I noticed one of his friend's away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name, which said, "I can't believe what I stick my dick In sometimes." FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML
Today, I visited a friend out of state. We've been flirting for months and decided to fool around at night. He was very loving and attentive, but... he'd bragged about his dick being 6 inches and it ended up being not only thin, but very short. So thin and short that I couldn't really feel it. FML
Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML
Today, after finalizing my divorce, I decided to go out with a guy I had been ogling for months, after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar, I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment, his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML
Today, I fell for a guy after three years of being celibate, after he showed all the signs of being into me. It turns out that he likes my best friend, who is dating another guy I liked, and was just using me to compensate for her unavailability. I guess I am really a walking, talking example of Murphy's law. FML
Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML
Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML
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Top comments
Cheeley 17
So if I get a small car the women will be all over me?
annie_nk 23
There's a reason why stereotypes exist. And this guy proves that.
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Comments (85)
sergei_yusef 11
That's just cold. Some people would rather think you would love them for their personality, not their dick size....
thatguy240 27
Can you guess why I drive a small car? lol
incoherentrmblr 22
I drive an Impala, so what does that make me?
sergei_yusef 11
I honestly don't see why more people said they agree instead of You deserved it. Cause honestly, you did if you're complaining about him having a small one. There's more to a guy than his dick size, people like this piss me off.
KingreX32 21
so what? Would you rather him have a large dick and be a total jerk.
akiahara 14
Being well endowed and a nice guy are not mutually exclusive traits.
KawaiiCupcake 14
Looks like you have experience
skyeyez9 25
I am at my daughters school waiting to pick her up. A man just pulled up in a cadillac escalade. He steps out and looks to be about 5ft3. Haha Now since reading this fml, I wonder if the big suv is compensating for something??
Ziggy122 15
Once I was driving behind a guy who was not only in a big pickup truck, but had a fake ballsack hanging down under the license plate. I don't think you could overcompensate more obviously than that.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
Spider_Web 11
Bad! Sit in the corner and think about what you just said
aria78 19
to all you people saying size don't matter. that is true to an extent. what one earth do you do when the guy is like 1 inch? there is small then there is almost non existent.
KawaiiCupcake 14
What do you do? Suck it in! Unless a girl cares more about their sex life than the guy she's dating/married to. Society is serious crap these days! Make woman feel less feminine, and man less masculine, judging from their size!
akiahara 14
I'm sorry, but OP is neither dating or married to this guy. A hook up is all about sex. Prowess matters.
KawaiiCupcake 14
If op is so unhappy she should break up with this guy! He will be better off with someone who doesn't measure his size!
lostribe 3
At the auto dealership where I worked, it was "The bigger the wheels, the smaller the penis."
akiahara 14
That totally contradicts the black man theory.