Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
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nokillnobeepbeep 0
Those inanimate objects are tricky indeed.
wh4t3v3R 0
That sucks. When I was in driving instruction I nearly nailed alot of the instructor's stuff. I think instructors purposely put you in those situations, but better their own stuff than other peoples.
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Comments (58)
eATT 0
Hitting a PARKED car makes it even worse. Driving is easy... I don't even...
TheRetardTracker 0
epic
inaka_rob 0
You must really suck at driving. I know you are a begginer but, come on, its not that hard. the only time I even came close to wrecking my car was when i was trashed and it was pouring rain. yeah yeah i know. trust me, i learned my lesson the hard way. dui. never drank and drove ever again. Once when I was young and reckless, i was young and reckless. You would probably never pass the driving test in Japan. Its 10 times harder than the USA test.
zombienightmare 0
sounds like he's not a good instructor
youthink_fml 0
How can this not be a YDI? He hit a ******' parked car!! The instructor does not steer the vehicle.
MrAdventure 1
Stopping to surf the web and post this before knowing the result probably doesn't help, either!
wh4t3v3R 0
That sucks. When I was in driving instruction I nearly nailed alot of the instructor's stuff. I think instructors purposely put you in those situations, but better their own stuff than other peoples.
footiedrummer 0
lad
COBRAMORPH 0
Bet you wish you were a chick now dont ya.
tournamentdecide 33
YDI. I get it may have been an accident, but you should have paid better attention.