Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
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nokillnobeepbeep 0
Those inanimate objects are tricky indeed.
wh4t3v3R 0
That sucks. When I was in driving instruction I nearly nailed alot of the instructor's stuff. I think instructors purposely put you in those situations, but better their own stuff than other peoples.
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Comments (58)
cheapsheep_fml 0
too bad you're not a women. They can fix it fast by popping out some boobs.
hinata168 0
i've gotten hit by parked cars twice! it sucks
Raymab67 0
a little money slip in his pockets might help you pass
Raymab67 0
a little money in his pockets and maybe a few good picture might help him think your a good enough driver HAHA number 35 --> you've got hit by a park car twice?? someones a bit pissed mate!
jloveee 0
why wouldn't he pass you?
missmal18 0
Stop making driving assumptions. just because your a women or an Asian doesn't mean you can't drive. And most states make you take. A 3 day course before the test.
FromCFL 0
Sounds like you think you'd pass if you'd hit a car other than your instructors. You're a moron. Get a bike!
onnielief 4
I am surprised Americans get to call steering a car driving at all. It's only calleddriving when using a stick shift. YDI for driving an automatic car into an inanimate object!
toasterlovin 0
foreign pretentious troll! seriously, no one gives a **** about manuel vs auto. stop being a douche.
Mcsquiggleballb 0
Don't worry i hit a police car as he was giving me a ticket.
beethoven_fml 0
heh heh