Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
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nokillnobeepbeep 0
Those inanimate objects are tricky indeed.
wh4t3v3R 0
That sucks. When I was in driving instruction I nearly nailed alot of the instructor's stuff. I think instructors purposely put you in those situations, but better their own stuff than other peoples.
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Comments (58)
mylifegmh 0
To the people asking how he doesn't know whether he passed or not, he wasn't taking his driving test. It was a driving lesson. He said he was sat next to his instructor, NOT the examiner. He meant he doesn't think he'll pass the test in the near future because he sucks at driving.
einauglein 0
Are you Asian or something?
phonix74 0
wow. well time for a *******. that'll get you to pass
RyeBreadBoy 0
I assume this was a driving lesson, and not a driving test. In that case, why didn't he push the brake pedal that all driving instructor cars have installed on the passenger side to avoid such incidents? At least, all the ones I've been in have this feature.
Ascaryrobot 0
And how many have you been in? Did you take a load of lessons for fun are you just a shit driver? Sounds to me like you seen a few due to your use of "all the ones I've been in".... So tell me what makes you such an expert?
borabora1991 0
He's right, driver's ed cars are supposed to have a brake on the passenger's side for the instructor's use.
Ascaryrobot 0
I'm learning to drive in my own car and that obviously has no such device
gosox5555 0
in some places driver's ed is required. and yes, they have right breakes.
Kefram 0
This happened to me as well. Except it wasn't my driving instructor's car, it was my boss's. And I ran into it more than once. And the driving instructor wasn't in the car. And I wasn't a driving student. And I did it on purpose.
CyclonePsycho 1
And you weren't driving a car. :3
hoolio1717 4
an instructor doesn't give the driving test... he teaches how to drive. how can you fail a test if your not being given it?
shinyred 0
He could be taking Drivers Ed in high school which means he's afraid he will fail the course since he hit the instructors car.
jessxoxo28 5
lol, fail
I_am_stupid_also 6
Sue the instructor for allowing you to drive.
Tigg3r 3
Oooo!!! Shiny Object!!! Seriously man! pay attention!!!
Nyce187 0
yea don't count on passing any time soon. lol guess u are gonna have to get that December bus pass after all