Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I went to my class as usual. I've had my eyes on one guy for a year now. A new girl came in and he was talking about her with his friends when my friend suggested me instead of her. He took a glance at me before turning back into the conversation making the same face I did when I saw a disintegrated frog that'd been run over. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
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fossilman 0
Have a heart you harpy.
LinTurk 4
Don't be an ass. We've all had to deal with these types of things but there are tactful ways to go about it... And who has the same seating chart for two years?
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Comments (248)
pixie4 1
wow what a bitch
shibbysgirl 4
So, if he turns out to be the next Justin Bieber, releases this song and it goes to number 1, you still gonna think he's a freak? It takes a lot to perform in front of people, especially if you know the person who you wrote the song about knows it. Try giving him a chance, he might be a really nice guy
MadameMiller 6
Wow... Seriously?? A freak? You have no heart, and I'm sure once he realizes it he'll forget about you.
IrishSoulja 4
OP you are a complete bitch
drod8287 0
that's pretty heartless I'm guessing you are on of those preppy HS chicks that thinks they are too good for anyone other than a jock
inkblotdrummer 6
god you're a bitch aren't you?
guerito903 0
you heartless bitch the guy doesnt deserve that amd yet you seeked him out
CynicalDepressio 6
God you are a coldhearted sob. He was telling you that he loved you. You dont have to love him back, but dont call him a freak for having emotions.
shutmeupx 0
You are an ungrateful bitch for calling this guy a freak. Do you know how many girls would love if a guy wrote them a love song? Seriously, have a heart.
middletin 0
well don't be so mean about it, calling him a freak... gosh... you don't deserve a stalker