Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I went to my class as usual. I've had my eyes on one guy for a year now. A new girl came in and he was talking about her with his friends when my friend suggested me instead of her. He took a glance at me before turning back into the conversation making the same face I did when I saw a disintegrated frog that'd been run over. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
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fossilman 0
Have a heart you harpy.
LinTurk 4
Don't be an ass. We've all had to deal with these types of things but there are tactful ways to go about it... And who has the same seating chart for two years?
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Comments (248)
kyle_lockhart 0
You sound like a dick
messedupchick94 0
that is sweet what if hes a cool guy who jist happens to have a crush on you and is brave enough to show you how he feels ?
cooxoxo 9
Really really mean, I would be more than happy to find out that some guy had written a song about me. He should be the one on FML talking about how he wrote his heart out on a song then sung it to this girl and she ended up being a total bitch!
kyle_lockhart 0
What if a day or so later you see a fml saying he wrote a song for a girl lmao
Jem777 6
I'm getting tired of hearing girls whining about never finding "the one" But when they come across him they think he's a freak
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
How is this guy 'the one'? Does that mean that every male with an obsessive crush is really the one the girl is meant to be with? I agree she shouldn't have watched the performance, but she's not a bitch for not feeling the same way. This guy obviously knows very little about her, and is already very serious about the way he feels. From my experience, I know that getting to know someone like that is dangerous, as it encourages them and makes then truly believe that you're madly in love with them, even if you're just trying to be nice. It's cruel to play that game, and unwise.
tona01 16
Maybe what 68 meant by the one was a really good guy
Rainbow35 6
124: She definitely isn't a bitch just because she doesn't like the guy back, but she called him a freak and seems kinda like she hates him or is disgusted by him, from the tone of the FML. :/ That's a bit mean of her. I suppose maybe he could have done something to deserve the way OP seems to dislike him, but OP never mentioned anything like that, so I don't know.
fatraptorjesus13 9
girls don't want nice guys, as much as they say they do they don't I have pretty much only female friends because im way too nice, but I'd rather die alone nice than get laid nightly as a douche
donnie111 12
Your a bitch... Bitch!
Twisted_Angel 17
Wow... talk about a jerk reaction! That's sweet, I would get to know him better before writting him off. You never know, he might be the man of your dreams. If he cares about you that much, you're a damn fool if you avoid him over this.
NotAlwaysRight 11
well that's a bit rude to call him a freak. He's just expressing his feelings.; you don't have to feel the same way. Now if he was outside your window at 2am doing this, then I could see how you'd be freaked out.
RainbowStalin 0
So you would rather him call you an ugly bitch?
AshorinaMoshe 10
Wow your so mean.. now your going to go around to your friends whining about how you can never find the right guy
Gothmonkey7 3
You're a bitch for not appreciating that.. I would've ******* LOVED it.