failed dad
Athens, Greece
Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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militaryguy95 12
No bacon? What's wrong with him
Gunman9998 7
Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?
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Comments (251)
AloysiusWeasley 15
It's okay, that means more for you! :D He might grow into it too - I've been trying all sorts of things I didn't like when I was younger, and now they're great!
1217jonathan 15
....I'm sorry to say he has to be abandoned
Tymaster5 22
What the **** is wrong with this kid, call 911 now.
vizziex 7
Why is this a FML? It doesn't effect you at all....
DanielleinDC 34
You didn't go wrong. Not everyone likes bacon. Just deal with it.
erriiinn 9
Boo hoo your son can think for himself what a tragedy
Jared900DUmpling 30
It's okay to have separate preferences. Not liking bacon =/= not liking steak or hot dogs. There is still hope, or possibly he just wasn't super hungry that day.
yeyeboys 20
I'd have him checked by a doctor.
drc428 5
imagine if he would go vegan... oh the horror! you are totally a failed dad for not respecting him for making a healthy choice for himself and our Earth and for saving a few insignificant pig lives oh you can say fml! how about worrying about things which are truly important like his education, his life savings, getting him a home with no mortgage, and such... and showing him some respect and understanding.
XKkim_ 16
Thank you #15 there are some people in this world who are vegan for health reasons. The fact that the Internet cant accept that is astounding. And personally, im fine with bacon-eaters. Circle of life man.