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failed dad Athens, Greece

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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No bacon? What's wrong with him

Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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tater_tot22 3

Hopefully it's just a phase!

For a year in high school I tried being a vegetarian. I'm half Greek, half Italian. First my father's side (Greek side) of the family tried to bribe me to eat meat with money, then they threatened to disown me if I didn't eat the pork souvlaki served for dinner. I went to bed often hungry, and eventually gave it up.