failed dad
Athens, Greece
Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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militaryguy95 12
No bacon? What's wrong with him
Gunman9998 7
Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?
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Comments (251)
brandoneyez1 25
Green eggs and ham!!! Duh!
Hackzorer 8
Kill your son. It's the only way.
dayavera 9
oh come on! he is healthy and happy, he doesn't have to like all foods, that what makes him special... your the retard that makes a big deal about it... grow up
Futacy 30
Really bacon isn't even that good. I don't know why there's this whole obsession with everything bacon.
gabbywalliscool 5
My crazy sister is vegan We own a freaking ranch We make money by cows being eaten and she has actually gone on strike by living in a barn we just trick her by hiding a few bacon bits in her food
jh921971 10
More bacon for you! :D
forsaken_ones 9
Dispose of him
brifrikkintastic 9
I love bacon, but seriously? THIS shit gets posted? this is really stupid.
SiRiSpartan 12
Bacon makes me thirsty for more bacon....
gruadgirlforever 6
I will slap the crap out if him and ask him what happened and kick him out me house