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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
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megoose 0
Hopefully she hasn't used your toothbrush before then put it back without you knowing. That would be even worse
irawk 0
I'd still be using it if I were you!
emodude44 0
It's her toothbrush now You buy a new one :)
myclawsdripkiwi 0
I would have shoved that toothbrush as far down her throat as i possibly could
MelbourneAus_fml 0
HAHA thats hilarious i wonder if she has done that before without you knowing!!!
shadow_skater_fml 0
time to get a new toothbrush
Penguinophile 0
Well. That's ****** up.
kewlz323 0
haha i read this fml almost 500 times and i still laugh so hard everytime i read it...
wolfman2012 0
probably not the first time she's done it...
Pixon 0
Poor you.