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By Anonymous - 15/01/2025 18:00 - Russia - Barnaul

Today, I was going to the cinema when a motorcyclist was hit at an intersection. I wanted to find out how he was, but I couldn't get through the crowd with their phones out. Fuck, people, what's wrong with you? You're going to die like this, and they're just going to film you. FML

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Yudith 25

Wednesday 15 January 2025 18:53

Let's hope the crowd didn't shove their phone in the face of the paramedics.

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Yudith 25

Wednesday 15 January 2025 18:53

Let's hope the crowd didn't shove their phone in the face of the paramedics.

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