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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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masturbating with an electric toothbrush feels sooo good. but anyway. buy a new one. and one for her

really? huh. i should prolly try it sometime... =P

aznboymike175 0

a lot of these comments suggest the the person is a male, could be female... just saying anyway, that's still extremely unfortunate would def like to hear if you take revenge =]

Sadieladean 0

the symbol at the top says female

EW EW EW EW I AM SO SORRY

WoW atleast one of you two enjoyed it

omg i'm sry that is messed up!

91, never thought of it that way, it does sound like it would be good. #103, thank you for keeping us on a level but I've got a feeling the others were just making jokes... at least I hope they were.

ITS ALL GOOOOD` ONLY IF YOUR SISTER IS HOT LMAO

thats just nasty... make her buy you a new one and then hide it!

i_love_nick 0

awww...thats sux