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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
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MCart_fml 0
Um... #25, read #11.
blah_blah_shity 0
hahaha that made my day
smm_fml 3
thats when you make her buy you a new toothbrush. or "mom and dad, sally used my toothbrush to **********. tell her she has to buy me a new one now!"
keitachi 0
SICK. AS HELL.
GladstoneK 0
Is your sister fit?
greatbelow 0
This sounds like a ******* lie and a poorly made up one at that.
MCart_fml 0
At this point does whether or not it's true make any difference? It still made my day yesterday and is continuing to do so today through commentary.
Im_your_destiny 0
#28. Only in America.
OCDC 9
#39 Only in Alabama
tideFML 0
i am so sorry about your toothbrush i will buy one for you when i can
MCart_fml 0
Some of these vengeance suggestions are REALLY foul.. seriously, embarrassment instead of more incest would probably be the best course of action..
lxclark 17
Agreed..