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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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id get a new toothbrush ASAP!

You should piss on her toothbrush and give it to her as a gift.

Agrees with # 6 and # 82

LOL! That's disgusting! Never use that toothbrush again!

CanadAssassiN 0

why'd u go away? U should have been a gentleman and offered to pleasure her if she's that desperate...roflcopterskates

m_pike123 17

That's incest and disgusting

people aren't understanding she obviously didn't use the toothbrush end of it to **********... she used the end you DON'T put in your mouth. buy a new one anyway.

# 87, refer to # 33. And 57, you rock my world.

ginger_lovin 0

Wow, I've been pretty mad at my sister, but I only use my own toothbrush (that I don't use on my teeth). And just to clarify to everyone, you use the same *end* as the brush, but the other *side.* No bristles! That would hurt your clit.

finally, someone who gets how to do it :p p.s. I was 12, it was mine! stfu

Good thing you dont get sores in your mouth, could give them to her down there. I knew someone who told me she actually used the brush end...that was an interesting conversation. you could always ********** in her favorite pair of CLEAN socks. there's a winner.

that really really sucks. and its really nasty 2. i mean come ON! masturbating with a ****** toothbrush? really?