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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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you should buy her a toothbrush for her birthday

lmfao! whats your sisters name?

justforfun_fml 0

Hey, think of it this way... It might not be ALL that bad. Maybe she was just borrowing the batteries?

OMFG, thats either really disgusting or kinda kinky haha

UnknownSadSack 0

HAWT....okay not really, thats pretty ******* disgusting.

bissyrae 0

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

o....wow. im so sorry =/

hahaha that sucksss..at least her vag is minty fresh now

One of my biggest sexual regrets in my life is that when I was 4 my 5y/o sister wanted to play show you mine if you show me yours and I agreed, but I was too freaked out to go onto proper touching and playing like she wanted. Just thinking about it now makes me hard.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GET DOMINATED SHE HATES YOU and um how old is she