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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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rayy1219 0

i wouldnt know what to do with myself. id probably be speechless at that moment. but i KNOW id throw away that toothbrush. or at least color it a different color and give it to her as if your mom just bought it for her at the store. paybacks are hell, talk is cheap.

my sister masterbates with her boy friend on the phone all the time. it keeps me awake at night.

jimmythegirl 0

mmmm tasty

O.o If my sister ever does that, bitch is dead.... x_X

gary1095 0

man, you guys have brutal sisters

Ew ew ew ew ew ew...disgusting and gross...and hillarious. Your sister has issues.

nomnomnom_fml 0

I would most definitly jack off in her shampoo bottle. Yes, please do that.

hahahahahaha

Oh no. Thats terrible