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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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wwwhudafuxuppp 0

lmfao!!! NUMBER 57

i think you're a ****** and wish that that actually happened you ******* douchebag

Just wonderful... Now, the question is.. How long has she been using your tooth brush? xD

Omg, that's insane! Did you tell her anything??

LyLa_fml 0

That's disgusting. Did you piss her off? That's a good idea for a cheap pleasure tool though. Ha.

u poor thing :(

put sth pungent on your toothbrush next time

Post #6 has it right. Do that. That's disgusting though. I hope you didn't put it in your mouth again.

Runner_9807 0

LMAO #21!!! Put your sisters up your butt :p