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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
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ZexCo 0
Did you brush your teeth right after?
Maniac_fml 0
GET F***ING REVENGE
mrsvalo_shitface 0
lmao! Ewwwwww!!! What if she has some crap like oral herpes or oral gonorrhea????? ewwwww!!!!!
jv2009 0
I hope you're like me and rinse off your toothbrush before and after you use it. That really does suck the big one though.
ak73191 0
thats truly shocking. i am soo sorry lol
dave311 0
#57 has the best idea ever... be sure to tell us what you ended up doing for revenge lol
CaptainCrunch_fml 0
Allowing pepper juice to get into her snatch is not even a close revenge for what she did to him, even though that's pretty sick and disgusting. She would probably have to go to the doctor. And also, it's not like she shoved the bristles into her cooter, that wouldn't even be remotely satisfying, it would suck. I'm sure she used the other end. But even still...I agree with 47 or 63
wilson0949 0
ya u can use the brush end my gf told me and if u get peper juice in there it would disinigrate her skin like in a 1000 ways to die
dededesomenubs 0
dudee why is that badd ? good work
jSOPURE 3
All time favorite.
jackdoe 3
I agree with #11 - its happened before and you probably used the toothbrush afterwards - the real question is why does she want you tasting her (ya sorry that's pretty ******* gross) and yes #72 (dededesomenubs) - you are demented
buddysboy9 11
Probably isn't thinking about how he's tasting her later on. She's only thinking of how nice it feels when she does it